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    my friend.i drive ye roond the bend,
    of life less ordinary.
    of hopes and dreams,and the way i scream.
    at nights, a tad contrary.

    the laughter flew like Malvolios tights.
    that night we met my dear.
    and how i tried with all my might,
    to stop a single tear.

    your a modest wee thing,with hopes to bring,
    sitting there ,in yer wee tartan tammy !
    a quote from Wordsworth,Keats or Kipling,
    as ye start a stairheid rammy.

    a woman of words.of intelligence GREAT,
    a lassie of philosopy undenied.
    from Engels to marx,life CAN be fate.
    and she likes her pizza..deep fried,

    that hair ! like a Rapunzel.i wish to climb.
    the anecdotal quippers!
    so remeber my dear flower o mine.
    I demand the polka dot slippers.

    of fortunes great,whether real or invented.
    I praise “some” one for you !
    and ye got me near demented ..
    cos ye listen to the truth,my wee sore erse my wee sore tooth,the way i whinge aboot my fringe,and tell ya all in sundry,I waffle oan and still yer here..even oan a monday ! I tell ye things,,the future brings,i tell ye my worst fears.and all awhile your cool as ice,as i rant through maudlin tears.and IF there ever came the day ,,ye wernt here my dear..id curl up into a foetal ball..and THANK YOU…..

    i THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME..MY MODEST WEE PAL XXX HAPPY FVCKING BIRTHDAY XXX

    #308920

    @Rainny* wrote:

    well actually it is aload of sh1t and I thought I was a bad speller.

    Shutup you freak!!!!!!!!!!

    #308921

    @rubyred wrote:

    my friend.i drive ye roond the bend,
    of life less ordinary.
    of hopes and dreams,and the way i scream.
    at nights, a tad contrary.

    the laughter flew like Malvolios tights.
    that night we met my dear.
    and how i tried with all my might,
    to stop a single tear.

    your a modest wee thing,with hopes to bring,
    sitting there ,in yer wee tartan tammy !
    a quote from Wordsworth,Keats or Kipling,
    as ye start a stairheid rammy.

    a woman of words.of intelligence GREAT,
    a lassie of philosopy undenied.
    from Engels to marx,life CAN be fate.
    and she likes her pizza..deep fried,

    that hair ! like a Rapunzel.i wish to climb.
    the anecdotal quippers!
    so remeber my dear flower o mine.
    I demand the polka dot slippers.

    of fortunes great,whether real or invented.
    I praise “some” one for you !
    and ye got me near demented ..
    cos ye listen to the truth,my wee sore erse my wee sore tooth,the way i whinge aboot my fringe,and tell ya all in sundry,I waffle oan and still yer here..even oan a monday ! I tell ye things,,the future brings,i tell ye my worst fears.and all awhile your cool as ice,as i rant through maudlin tears.and IF there ever came the day ,,ye wernt here my dear..id curl up into a foetal ball..and THANK YOU…..

    i THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME..MY MODEST WEE PAL XXX HAPPY FVCKING BIRTHDAY XXX

    excellent Ruby, x

    #308922

    cheers lucks and pip..the recipient will know what i mean :) its a wee poem full of private jokes to a fellow scot.She doesnt like the fuss,unlike me who broke records on MY birthday thread,,cos they ALL want me :) xx

    #308923

    @rubyred wrote:

    cheers lucks and pip..the recipient will know what i mean :) its a wee poem full of private jokes to a fellow scot.She doesnt like the fuss,unlike me who broke records on MY birthday thread,,cos they ALL want me :) xx

    naturally :wink:

    #308924

    @Rainny* wrote:

    *cough* who would want you

    Fu*ck off Simpleton… you will never win on ere!! Take note!! everyone knows who you are, everytime you post, and
    it dosent matter who you say you are, we know!! beleive me….. :roll:

    #308925

    @prettypink wrote:

    @Rainny* wrote:

    *cough* who would want you

    Fu*ck off Simpleton… you will never win on ere!! Take note!! everyone knows who you are, everytime you post, and
    it dosent matter who you say you are, we know!! beleive me….. :roll:

    should have added that we dont give a fook either! :wink:

    #308926

    What a crock of shyte :roll:

    #308927

    Happy Birthday Rubes!! :lol: :wink:

    #308928

    hahahaha !!!! oh damm that made me actually laugh out loud there :)
    ya crazy,sexy wee lassie :)

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