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lets hear more of those old corney rythme’s we all used to write on valentine cards as kids. ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE, SUGAR IS SWEET AND SO ARE YOU. BUT THE ROSES ARE WILTING AND THE VIOLETS ARE DEAD, THE SUGAR BOWL’S EMPTY ,AND SO IS YOUR HEAD
Your smile is brilliant and dazzling…
Your teef r so perfectly white
Do you use a particular toothpaste,
Do you brush them morning and night?
They light up a room when you laugh
You smile, and my heart soars,
For your teef are so brilliant and dazzling ,
But theres’ a rumour they’re not really yours.^^^^^^ Lol! Will keep me beedie eye on this one.. It woz there up until
yesterday lunchtime.. :roll:Postie, Postie dont be slow
Go like Elvis
Go man Go.hehehe thats a really old one.
I got five hundred valentines
delivered with some stealth
a fact that’s quite amazing
As I wrote them to myselfThe year before was worse
because I only got the one
and that’s the bloody last time I
Will ever bribe my mumRoses are Red
Violets are Blue.So that’s bloody obvious
Even to you !!!postie postie do not tarry, take this to the 1 i’ll marry
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the old one’s are alway’s the best claire. POSTIE POSTIE DO YOUR STUFF TAKE THIS TOO MY BIG CREAM PUFF. :P :P :P :P
The night was dark
The moon was high
He stopped the car
I wondered why
He moved in close
My heart went pitter Pat
He whispered softly
The tyres’ flat.Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Im sick of these poems,
Never anything new.Postman arrives with a huge sack what glee,
It’s not suprising cos im Gawjus you see.
Cards from admirers from far and wide,
I stick them up with such pride.Even 1 from Ugo i almost choke,
I knew there was something strange about that bloke.
1 from Geoff he must be lonely and sad,
I told him p!ss off i might be single but things aint that bad.Lovely card from Dave king of the south,
He promised to do sexy thing with his mouth.
With a quick gobble here and a swallow over there,
He told me let Dagger finger his bum once for a dare.A big card from all the JC staff,
I thought it was a joke your avin a giraffe.
With big hearts on no expense did they spare,
With a guide name inside and boots for me to wear.But all those cards are wasted on me,
Cos im devoted to someone you see.
Did i mention ever mention her name was moll?
I got her from a shop she’s a blow up doll.Roses are red
Violets are blue
And remember….I’m better than you!
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