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Step 1. Take one chainsaw from the garden shed ………
Step 2. Capture next door’s pet moggy……….
Step 3. Prepare said moggy for the cooking pot (see below)…..
A tasty treat. =P~
SICK!!!!!!!!
@forumhostpb wrote:
Step 1. Take one chainsaw from the garden shed ………
Step 2. Capture next door’s pet moggy……….
Step 3. Prepare said moggy for the cooking pot (see below)…..
That’s sick and so are you.
i thought you were here to moderate these boards (and occasionally take the pi.ss) in the interests of taste and decency??!!
fancy abusing your position of power like that! [-X
Can I have a leg? :D
Well to be fair …. using a chain saw (see Step 1 – above) is a bit on the extreme side. Problem is that it makes a bit of a mess.
Perhaps Step 1 ought to be …….. Take one large axe etc etc.
(Of course you can have a leg fastcars – how would you like it – off the bone or on the bone???)
an easier solution to xmas lunch………………be nice to sons g/friends parents………..get an invite……………guess who aint cookin this year……… :lol:
/books at table at Pat’s in laws..i promise NOT to “bark” with emulsion !
nah only me and the bold fella this year.and an evening invite i cant be ersed with !
unless we use plan B…
/rubs chin thoughtfully.
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