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A friend of ours was stopped by the traffic cops yesterday for speeding on his bike. [yes realy] The cocky young officer asked him this question . have you any idea why we have stopped you sir ?.. ok so far.. my mate who is in his 50s replied. dont know mate lookin for your father mabey ??
he was duly given an ear bashing and a ticket and returned to us lot. we were falling about laughing and bent double over each other. that has to be one of the best put downs ive ever seen for myself. what are your faves folks.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?
Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.
If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?
Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.
If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.
:lol: :lol: :lol: is it just me or was his “one liner” not actually very funny at all :roll:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?
Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.
If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.
you have a very fair point there mate, he was speeding almost doing 60 which is a bit cheeky, and he deserved the points but the fun bit was we were all saying to each other, dont do it lez youll be soooo sory if ya get gobby. well he did and he was.
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?
Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.
If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.
:lol: :lol: :lol: is it just me or was his “one liner” not actually very funny at all :roll:
It certainly is NOT just you, Pebbles. It doesn’t even begin to qualify as a put-down line. What a futile thread. but then again, it’s up to waspish’s usual bland standards I suppose.
And for once, I agree with PB.@esmeralda wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?
Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.
If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with a caution.
:lol: :lol: :lol: is it just me or was his “one liner” not actually very funny at all :roll:
It certainly is NOT just you, Pebbles. It doesn’t even begin to qualify as a put-down line. What a futile thread. but then again, it’s up to waspish’s usual bland standards I suppose.
And for once, I agree with PB.8-[
Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:
read and re-read nope can’t see any comedic content sorry.
bout as funny as rabies in a guide dogs home
@anita Gofradump wrote:
Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:
Oh shadduppaya liddle matchstick face
@esmeralda wrote:
@anita Gofradump wrote:
Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:
Oh shadduppaya liddle matchstick face
And you are 1 of them :P , go fck yaself ya dried up old hag :lol:
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