An Oirish Story.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems….
“Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d loik ya at teyhk a look,
if ya woot”.
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a
look.
“Incredible”he says, “there is a £20 note lodged up
here.”
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s
bottom, and then a £10
pound note appears.
“This is amazing!”exclaims the Doctor. ”What do you
want me to do?”
“Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!”shrieks the
patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty
appears, and another
and another and another, etc…..
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
“Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat’s moch batter. Just
out of interest,
how moch was in dare den?”
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says “£1,990
exactly.”
“Ah, dat’d be roit,” says the Irishman
(Wait for it………..scroll down.)
I knew I wasn’t feeling two grand..”