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Dear DOA,
It is such a long time since we last got in touch, so it came as a big surprise when your Mummy and Daddy wanted to ask me for some advice about you.
They say that you have been acting really strangely of late, spending hours and hours in your room with the dor locked and screaming and shouting at something on your computer. Frankly, they are very worried and they think that your last set of problems are starting all over again. The last thing they want is for another session with the mental health people at the hospital – they found it so difficult to cope last time you had to go away.
They are also not sure if you are continuing to take your medication regularly – you remember that the nice Doctor told you that stopping it could lead to more severe episodes.
They tell me that you also have an unhealthy fixation with females and easily become obsessed to the point of getting enraged and abusive towards them – especially when they won’t let you ”do things” to them. Last time this happened, the Police had to be involved and we both know where that led. Frankly, you were very lucky that her parents were prepared to let the mattter drop with you just getting a caution. Next time it will be far more serious.
Look old chap, I know it can be a bit frustrating when females turn you down, especially if you’ve spent some time chatting to them, but let’s face it, when mother nature was handing out the good looks, you were way back at the end of the queue weren’t you.
I know that self-abuse is one answer to your problems, but this doesn’t really help and in the long term (if you do it persistently) it will affect your eyesight. Remember the episode at your third school when the Headteacher caught you in the girl’s toilets? We don’t want to go through all that again do we?
So my advice to you is to try to get out more and meet some nice girls who will take you for what you resally are. Remember, they want to ”do things’ just as much as you do – it’s just that they take a bit longer to want it, and don’t like being abused and insulted if they say no to you.
I hope that these ‘fatherly’ words of advice have been helpful and remember that it is far better to play with somebody else than to play with yourself.
With much fondness,
Uncle Peebey
PS: Mummy and Daddy also told me that the local home beat Police Officer has been staring at their house recently as he passes by. Could this have anything to do with you???
Dear PB
Yes I know it’s been a long time, far too long.
I don’t think we have spoken since your “little” problem with the rash.
Did the cream work?
Dearest pb you know it pains me to say this but there are a few things people have been saying about you. Has a good friend I feel it’s down to me to have to tell you about them.
We all know you that you are somewhat of a “sad person” who only is here to raised your somewhat low self-esteem by policing the just chat boards.
We all understand your life has not been too “great” and now your getting older has no chance of getting any better.
By the way we all think it’s a good idea if you start shaving your noise and ears hair more than once a week.
And that sex doll you have? Well it needs to be replaced, it starting to smell worst that you. Yes I know it’s hard for me to believe too but its true!!!!
Now some news about me, there have been some people telling nasty stories about me on your boards.
Talk about drop my tea when I saw them.
So let me tell you what’s going to happened soon
First the police are more concerned more with looking for paedophiles, terrorism and school bullying on the Internet than someone who sits in the chat room annoying the site staff.
We all understand that most of site staff has very little understanding of anything but there own sad poor little lives of moaning, moaning and moaning.
If the nice policeman comes banging on my door, they have to show me some kind of “evidence”, they must check that the “evidence” is real and valid, unlike the site.
So what does that mean?
Well before they start watching my home, they have to interview real people, yes I know its crazy, yes we all know I am has guilty has hell, but they do feel its necessary for some reason.
So there more likely to be asking the site for such silly things has peoples personal information such has home address and full contact details.
They a bit sneaky too them police, they not only look at the complaint but also those making the complaint and I am sure no one using this site has nothing to hide.
We all know this is going to be a slow process; it could take up to a year before they are ready to act, if they do.
Maybe the court action could be combined with the next just chat meet?
So you have plenty of time to think about what action I may take if these allegation are found to be bogus and untrue.
But just so you know, I have proved the site complaint system is open to abuse, the record keeping is a joke on this site, and it only took me 2 days.
I am just wondering something, if the “Just chat moron” can do that, what can someone with an IQ higher do?
Love you loads
Nasty old pervly Doa
PS: The nice Policemen are watching girls school next door, they don’t always close their curtains like we do. It seems at night you can see “things”.
DOA is right. The police are not in the slightest bit interested in the antics of someone on an internet site. They would probably be better off advising the complainant to go out and get a life and stop worrying them with petty unimportant problems.
As for the threats from JC staff, they are just laughable. At worst DOA can have his account removed from these boards and any further accounts deleted as they are spotted but nobody can stop him using the chatrooms and the staff know it. He has blatently been in breach of the site rules but the fact that they still havent actually carried out “any” of their threats just goes to show how wothless they actually are.
If anyone is seriously pissed off with DOA and his chatroom antics then stop acting like children by making silly complaints to all and sundry and just “CLICK” him away. It aint rocket science is it.
That self abuse leading to Blindess is a Myth ennit? 8-[
Well f00k me side ways with a flute :shock: Been busy a few weeks and pop on while i have a spare 5 mins and see its all b0ll0cks still lol
So DOA is the bad guy now :roll: God i didnt no there was such a thing as cyber c00nts but f00k me this place is getting full of them lol
If ya face dont fit and you dont ars e lick you dont stand a chanve
Geoff arkle olly and many more have all been the targets over the years lol
Makes ya laugh dont it so much sh it in the real world people loosing some one or Neall but some one calls you a name or acts a bit pervy and all hell breaks loose on one message board lol
Think for once fast is right there is a Iggy button if he or any 1 else p1sses you off
Iv never had a problem with him speak as i find he as been helpful never pervy ok a bit of a c00nt at times but aint we all said stuff thats a bit hurtful but f00k me come on
Hmmmm just wonder if he was a decent looking bloke that some of the women find attractive he would get away with it iv seen that many a time on here they think the tw ats cute so they get away with saying pervy stuff makes ya wonder dont it :-k
Hmmmm just wonder if he was a decent looking bloke that some of the women find attractive he would get away with it iv seen that many a time on here they think the tw ats cute so they get away with saying pervy stuff makes ya wonder dont it
ya hit the nail smack on the head there sunny. =D>
ffs uncle peeby’s letter n doa’s answer were the best laff i had in ages ……..wd u 2 lol 8) 8) :wink:
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