Last night I bungee jumped n a cage ovr the Thames but it dipped my in and I thought I was gonna drown or get loads ofscummy diseases! :x
Secon one I had a little yellow moped and it got nicked by the local druggies who broke it up and planted bits of it everywhere with little flowers at each part :?:
Third one was about being caught with no underwear in the town centre infront of loads of people :oops:
Had loads more but cant remember them now, prob a good thing :wink: