Cute little bundles of fluff huh? Furry crap machines more like.
OK …… here’s how to make a cat bark like a dog.
You pour petrol all over it and flick a lighted match at it…..
……….. and it goes ……
WOOF !!!
Health and Safety Warning:
Please ensure that you use lead free petrol so as to protect the environment and don’t stand too close in case the exploding petrol burns you.
For the most realistic effect, please nail the cat’s paws to a block of wood first as this will stop it from running back into the house and setting light to things.
Thank you……