Two priests

Two priests go for a shower one night, there naked before they realise there’s no soap. Father john goes to his room to get some soap. He grabs two bars, one in each hand and heads back to the shower.
Halfway down the hall three nuns head his way, he pretends to be a statue. The nuns say how lifelike he is. The first nun pulls his manhood, startled he drops the bar of soap, “oh it’s a soap dispenser”. The second nun does the same and he drops the second bar. The third nun keeps tugging “sweet jesus! hand lotion too”