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Tommy goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting my penis
erect, can you help me?”After a complete examination the doctor tells Tommy, “Well the problem with
you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There’s
really nothing I can do for you except if you’re willing to try an experimental treatment.”Tommy asks sadly, “What is this treatment?” “Well,” the doctor explains,
“what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and
implant them in your penis.”Tommy thinks about it silently then says, “Well the thought of going through
life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go for it.”A few weeks after the operation Tommy was given the green light to use his
improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girl friend and
took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of
dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of
being uncomfortable.To release the pressure Tommy unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung
from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then
returned to his pants.
His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, “That
was incredible! Can you do that again?”Tommy replied, “Well, I guess so, but I’m not sure I can fit another bread
roll up my arse!”Should`nt this be in Jokes ….?
Oh yeah hahahaha :wink:
lol, that was pretty good. I’m single now, though.
@smiley wrote:
lol, that was pretty good. I’m single now, though.
:lol: :wink:
i mean Ugo complainging where things should be eh lol we could complain aboot his ramblings but do we ….. nae
Huh?
@smiley wrote:
Huh?
my loose tongue and thinkin smiley Ugo comment that i should of found the jokes threads to put this there…. im sure the Hosts will move it if deemed ness. i either post in 4 places so i can keep track where i am lol so its either here, serious, forum3 or sports briefly…. omg ive written a book lol ya get ma drift yet or i went a load road for a simple answer … lol rather like when i give directions lol normally via pubs lol
Hey, I never complained, Ugo did. I found it funny.
I’m just absolutely knackered, haven’t slept in 2 days, so sorry if I’m a bit off it.
@smiley wrote:
Hey, I never complained, Ugo did. I found it funny.
I’m just absolutely knackered, haven’t slept in 2 days, so sorry if I’m a bit off it.
tell Auntie MJ how u not sleeping then..?? u been a partyin,,,?? here u heard fae scouse i got a pic and txt last wk fae the ole git, im hopin when he nxt bk on uk to met up with the git for a few swallies
Just worrying myself sick with debts.
And no, not heard from Scouse for a couple of weeks. He’s been wanting me to train it down to Liverpool for a weekend out, but 1) I just can’t afford it with my debts and 2) I’ve given up drinking.
@smiley wrote:
Just worrying myself sick with debts.
And no, not heard from Scouse for a couple of weeks. He’s been wanting me to train it down to Liverpool for a weekend out, but 1) I just can’t afford it with my debts and 2) I’ve given up drinking.
ohhh debt… spending well above your means… well hope u have gotten urself sound good advice to sort urself m8…. and learn from your mistakes,,,
if you take the cost of living these days to when say i was your age… well back then we didnt have mobiles costing atleast £20 amth, internet, credit cards…. , our mthly goins was , morgage/rent/freeloadin fae parents, gas, lecy, phone, Tv Lic lol ya rite lol
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