a treatment for sunburn

A man fell asleep on the beach under the midday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke.

He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.

“What good will Viagra do him in that condition?” the nurse asked.

The doctor replied “It will keep the sheet off of him.”