oops!

A man goes into hospital for a routine circumcision. When he wakes up from the anaesthesia, he sees a large group of doctors gathered around him.

“What happened?” he asks nervously.

“Well,” says one of the doctors. “We made a small mistake. There was a slight mix up and we performed the wrong operation on you. Instead of a circumcision, we gave you a sex change operation. We cut off your penis and gave you a vagina.”

“What?!” says the man. “That’s terrible! You mean I’ll never again experience an erection?”

“Well, you will,”says the doctor. “But it’ll be someone else’s.”