how do you shower…??

HOW TO SHOWER
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>How To Shower Like a Woman:
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>Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to
>lights and darks.
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>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more
>sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
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>Get in the shower.
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>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
>stone.
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>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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>Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
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>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your
>face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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>Rinse conditioner off hair.
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>Shave armpits and legs.
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>Turn off shower.
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>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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>Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
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>Get out of shower.
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>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
>partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>How To Shower Like a Man:
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>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
>pile.
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>Walk naked to the bathroom.
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>If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the ‘woo-woo’
>sound.
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>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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>Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
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>Get in the shower.
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>Wash your face.
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>Wash your armpits.
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>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and
>laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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>Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
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>Wash your hair.
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>Make a Shampoo Mohican
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>Wee.
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>Rinse off and get out of shower.
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>Partially dry off.
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>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the
>whole time.
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>Admire willy size in mirror again.
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>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to
>bedroom with towel around waist.
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>If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
>’woo-woo’ sound again.
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>Throw wet towel on bed.
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>I KNOW YOU’RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!!!!!!

what worries me is i shower like a man fe ck that f annyaboot lol