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Real Women v Ladies
Ladies- Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze it into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real women- Leftover wine? Hello!!!
Ladies- Cure for headaches. Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have a headache but who cares!
Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.Real women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone for Pete’s sake!You ‘re probably lying on your ass on the couch with your feet up anyway!
Ladies- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white powdery mess on the Bottom of the cake.
Real women- Go to the bakery- they’ll even decorate the damn thing for you!
Ladies- Brush some egg white over the pie’s crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real women- Sara Lee frozen freakin’ pie directions do not include brushing egg whites- so don’t do it!
Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy
Real women- Go and ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.
And finally the last most important tip…
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail….but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn…that was fun!”
oh….. its soooo true lol!!!!! :wink: 8) :lol:
PML!!!!! That is all too true!
Plus a lady never gos down on her old man
Us real women never spit lol :wink:
lol im a inbetweeneey lol sum applies some doesnt lol….
I take it that the theme of this thread is a load of self-congratulating females smugly patting themselves on their backs.
Better than me kicking you in the balls tho PB :lol:
Think a slap on the back far better lol :wink:
If you can find ’em …… you can kick ’em !!!
Bless its the age things again aint it
I heard you had 9 inches and 1 wrinkle
Now you have 9 wrinkles and 1 inch blessssssssssssss
Look you Brummy git …. there’s nothing wrong with my performance that a large dose of Viagra and a handful of stinging nettles can’t fix. Bloody cheek …. Hmmmmm !!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now Now it comes to us all
Im glad your proud of your wallnuts
Just a pity their that pickled you carnt do nowt with them :wink:
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