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3 March, 2007 at 12:59 pm #6472
I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.
This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.
For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the next morning to be greeted by the ”before” face. God it quite makes you shudder!!!
Check it out here …> http://eatliver.com/makeup/#null
3 March, 2007 at 1:02 pm #262845Just to add an extra dimensdion to this …. but don’t go giving yourself nightmares will you? ….. which one would be the scariest ”after” to wake up next to???
3 March, 2007 at 2:58 pm #262846Now that is scarey :?
3 March, 2007 at 3:01 pm #262847@forumhostpb wrote:
I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.
This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.
For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the next morning to be greeted by the ”before” face. God it quite makes you shudder!!!
Check it out here …> http://eatliver.com/makeup/#null
very interesting site PB, and amazing results. The truth is tho, a womans beauty is her hair, notice after the make over’s the females all have fabuous hair styles. although the make-up does wonders, still wouldn’t look as good with a face full of make-up and a tatty head of hair. :wink:
3 March, 2007 at 5:31 pm #262848See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:
3 March, 2007 at 5:35 pm #262849There’s hope for me yet then lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:
*Gos of and contacts wimpy for a bit of foundation*
:twisted:
3 March, 2007 at 7:50 pm #262850@becky wrote:
See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:
The issue here Becky, is that if a woman sleeps with ”an ugly f.ucker” (as you so eloquently put it), then she does so in the full knowledge that he is ”ugly”. She makes that choice and gets exactly what she sees.
However, and as these pictures so aptly testify, a man can go to bed with what he thinks is a really pretty / attractive woman … and wake up to find that he has been porking Frankenstein’s bride.
The Misrepresentation Act 1967 was enacted precisely to remedy this type of situation, and the man concerned is entitled in law to seek damages for shock and distress as well as compensation for the cost of laundering the bedsheets and pillowcases.
The plain fact is that if a man wanted to take an old dog out for a bite to eat and a shag …. he go to Battersea Dog’s Home armed with a tin of Pedigree Chum.
3 March, 2007 at 8:08 pm #262851@forumhostpb wrote:
@becky wrote:
See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:
The issue here Becky, is that if a woman sleeps with ”an ugly f.ucker” (as you so eloquently put it), then she does so in the full knowledge that he is ”ugly”. She makes that choice and gets exactly what she sees.
However, and as these pictures so aptly testify, a man can go to bed with what he thinks is a really pretty / attractive woman … and wake up to find that he has been porking Frankenstein’s bride.
The Misrepresentation Act 1967 was enacted precisely to remedy this type of situation, and the man concerned is entitled in law to seek damages for shock and distress as well as compensation for the cost of laundering the bedsheets and pillowcases.
The plain fact is that if a man wanted to take an old dog out for a bite to eat and a shag …. he go to Battersea Dog’s Home armed with a tin of Pedigree Chum.
Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
4 March, 2007 at 1:50 am #262852Bat fancy a bite to eat, i got a tin of chum here somewhere :lol:
Sorry couldn’t resist :twisted:
4 March, 2007 at 6:57 am #262853@forumhostpb wrote:
I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.
This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.
For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the next morning to be greeted by the ”before” face. God it quite makes you shudder!!!
Check it out here …> http://eatliver.com/makeup/#null
I have to say, thats quite amazing PB. Most of those mingers actually scrubbed up impressively!
Next time im in tesco’s, all im gonna think when i see some housewife is……hmmmm nice, but oh u could be so much better :D -
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