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>>Subject: Chav Jokes
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>>1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
>>Innit.
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>>2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
>>Sorted
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>>3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
>>Safe.
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>>4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
>>Innuinnit.
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>>5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
>>They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight
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>>stairs.
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>>6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
>>The bride.
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>>7. You’re in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
>>not to hit him?
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>> It might be your bike.
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>>8. What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
>>One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
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>>9. What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
>>”What you lookin’ at?”
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>>10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
>>Paint three stripes on it.
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>>11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving?
>>The police
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>>12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
>>A liar.
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>>13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
>>Can I have fries with that?
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>>14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
>>Will the defendant please stand
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>>15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
>>A Nova seats 4
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>>16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
>>Granny.
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>>17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
>>A start.
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>>18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
>>To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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>>19. What do you call a Chav at college?
>>The cleaner.
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>>20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
>>Society