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..Have sex with a goat in front of a camera if someone offered you £2000?
Depends on the goat I guess. If it was sufficiently pretty AND if it gave its full consent …..after all one doesn’t want to be arrested for raping a goat eh???
That’s half the fun innit! Mind you, coppers these days would probably join in !
Is it a boy or a girl goat? Not that it matters I’m just a bit curoius.
I’d draw the line at kissing it afterwards,
I’m not a weirdo you knowFair point Langstraat – kissing it would be a bit gross. I think we could safely assume that it was a girly goat though.
Oh and would it be a fat goat with a big wobbly bum and rolls of flab hanging off its ribs??? This is an important matter you know Thomas, because if the goat wanted to be on top and it was a great big lardbucket of a goat, it might cause some suffocation issues.
The plain fact is that £2,000 might not be enough if you ran the risk of being suffocated whilst pleasuring a goat – however attractive she was.
Well after much thought I would say no, been there and done that! and I ended up having to visit the STD clinic!
Take heed, goats are liars, the one I was with told me I was his only partner!
Never ever again!:x
dirty scruffs!…………………..gotee beard is as far as i wud go…………………. 8)
well i’ve done it for £200, so yeah
sure why not after all i could eat the goat afterwards
@alan snowman wrote:
sure why not after all i could eat the goat afterwards
That’s a fantastic idea – especially if you curried the Goat.
So you could go out for a really nice evening, and after several beers you could have a shag AND a curry AND get paid £2,000 into the bargain.
Why hasn’t anybody thought of this before???
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