thought for christmas

How do you know it wasn’t 3 wise trannys?

@forumhostpb wrote:

But would they really???

Try this on for size…..

They’d have arrived late because they had ”nothing to wear” and had to go to the shops to buy a new dress and then spent hours doing their make-up and washing their hair.
They would have got totally lost from trying to read the map upside down.
They’d have asked directions from this dishy bloke and just had to stop for a quick drink with him.
They’d have finally arrived late, half cut, and dishevelled, long after the important part of the proceedings were over.
They’d have got into an argument over breast or bottle feeding.
Nobody would have wanted to cuddle the baby or change its nappy in case it messed up their new clothse or smudged their make-up.
They’d have flirted with Joseph and fought amongst each other over which of them he fancied.
The whole thing would have ended up in a screaming drunken row and Joseph and all the other blokes would have gone off to the pub for some peace and quiet.

dont forget the bit where they kiss n hug mary…then whisper to each other with raised eyebrows and knowing winks that it looks nothing like the father and is a good weight for a prem…………………… :-

@squeezy wrote:

@pats wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

But would they really???

Try this on for size…..

They’d have arrived late because they had ”nothing to wear” and had to go to the shops to buy a new dress and then spent hours doing their make-up and washing their hair.
They would have got totally lost from trying to read the map upside down.
They’d have asked directions from this dishy bloke and just had to stop for a quick drink with him.
They’d have finally arrived late, half cut, and dishevelled, long after the important part of the proceedings were over.
They’d have got into an argument over breast or bottle feeding.
Nobody would have wanted to cuddle the baby or change its nappy in case it messed up their new clothse or smudged their make-up.
They’d have flirted with Joseph and fought amongst each other over which of them he fancied.
The whole thing would have ended up in a screaming drunken row and Joseph and all the other blokes would have gone off to the pub for some peace and quiet.

dont forget the bit where they kiss n hug mary…then whisper to each other with raised eyebrows and knowing winks that it looks nothing like the father and is a good weight for a prem…………………… :-

…and then quietly b*tch in the corner about how much pregnancy weight Mary has put on :lol:

an theres allus one who ses………i did tell u dint i that he only took up wiv that mary after i gave him the knockback………………….. 8)