NEVER lie to your Mother…..

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate,
Jennifer, was.
Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Brian volunteered, “I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, “Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
Brian said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom: I’m not saying that you “did” take the gravy ladle from the
house, I’m not saying that you “did not” take the gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:

Dear Son: I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Jennifer, I’m not
saying that you “do not” sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that
if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

Love, Mum

LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER