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well anyone watching the Jungle so called Celebritys…??
I must admit im am watching it, and I was very much surprised by the Wacky Jacko’s plastic twin..!!! David Gest..!! Intresting weird guy..!! 6 stars to be feed Croc tails lol he wasnt impressed eh lol Faith Brown in the name of God how the Hell does she move with the size of those mammories..!!! their huge im well jealous..!! lol that Toby is well prevved out on her and Jan the lemur..!!! that fashion guy is a pain in the tits..!! can’t wait for him to be covered in beasties n creepie crawlies..!! that Marleen fae Hear say..!! well she knows her job, the bikini babe..!! That Lauren Boothe is a pain in the ar5e her lie’s catching up with her already..!!! she’s worth a watchin I wouldnt trust her if she was related to me..!!! Jason Don..!! im actually liking him… how he settles the other with his calmness although he’s just a jumpy as anyone else..!! he may be from Aussie but bot the outback or jungle..!! Toby the Hormone…!!! he more pleasant on the eye when he’s presentin radio..!!! Phina looks as boring as her character in footy wives..!! is she the trophey..?? Matt fae Busted my wee lass likes him although she said he was a woss for his actions of jumpin out the helicopter..!! i said would u do it for the answer she gave me for an 8 yrold..!! amazing… she said, If you say you will do something, you should do it wihtout moaning about may or may not happen. Im sure she’s been here before..!!
she said the show should be 5 celebrities and 5 normal people and place them together in the 1 camp but split them and see which group get on better and succeed more challenges, the celebrities wouldnt win..!! she recons…
I thought the show was about rasing money for charity..?? then why are most being paid ridicules monies for being there…???
lol best moment when Bob was telling them before they went in about watching when walking there feet, if you can’t see your feet you shouldnt be there..!! Phina said what about Faith she’s never seen her feet..?? lol well brillaint..!! lol
JMMOG…. i see this thread is as popular as a DoZe of the seaside shufflers eh…
you mean to say out this this bunch of misfits im the only one watchin Im a celebrity get me oot of here…?? I was eagerly awaitin lasts nite viewing… as it was reported that DavO GestO… was dishin the dirt on IT… as IT was referred to as the ex missus.. but it didnt show iton the show… the lawyers must be shytin themselves lol
but it was borin as… that whinney lemur the lemon… jan JMMOG is she a 5 yr old in a 53 yr old body..?? that needs a sevre kick up the ole jacksey eh…
oh that Phina… wot a greedy sod she is… she’ll no be shedin any pounds she’s eating for 10 lol
and I think ole Jason is gettin jealous of toby as he’s strikin up a duet career with DavO… lol
Lauren the sick crawlin Booth.. and her hip hop and happenin MASSIVE ATTACK..!!! lmfao if i wasnt wearin a tena lady the ole suede couch would of been soaked..!!! i bet cherrie n tony are enjoyin the programe lol
and that scott never heard of ya the fashion designer… pi’ss poor effort in the bush tucker trial lol Ant n Dec thought he was windin them up lol so did I lol 1 star lol and i bet Marty wid be havin canaries if and when he finds out their eating wallaby shanks lol
Faith brown has some balance eh with the siZe of those mammories lol Davo Gest said she could feed the camp with them lol
my littleun luvs it mary. i tape it an flick thro the borin bits lol. who the fook are phina n scott anyway? neva heard of em. my littleun informed me on the way to school this mornin that scott was shi/te on the dance mat an only got one star……..an i pi/ssed meself wen i saw lauren wavin her fat a/ss an pretending she was hip……hippo more feckin like!.never could stand faith brown…..shes lived off the back of her one impression(maggie)..an her big ti/ts fa yrs. she s sooo not funny.the rest apart from david gest ave med no impression on mw whatsoever yet. cracked up wen david was in the water tank an he punched that crock an sed move out the fookin way ye ba/stard. at least hes entertainin…………so far!
lol… u tell it how it is… ur littleuns rite… the dance moves were shyte as, it was only worms n crickets…!!! then when he went back to camp it was huge co ckroaches up his ar5e lol they have sum imagation like the flying leaches lol
and the hippo hip hop mamma… with those saddle thighs..!!! JMMOG i used to worry about my hips lol she has ships..!!! no hips lol she great cringey worthy material lol has she ever been taken serious…???
did they like the haystackin…!!! lol they had all 3 keys in few hours if they looked hard enough lol one rite next to lemurs feet lol and the croc tears ohhh it was soo hard..!! these so called celebritys are gettin paid for this… when will we learn eh… but great car crash tv lol
the funniest bits are ant n dec tekkin the pi/ss outta em all lol. u see the bit were lauren ripped into david gest in the tabloids..then lost her bottle wen he confronted her an sed it was the journalist. then ant read out was she ad actually sed. lmao.
lol.. when he said that in the hotel to her, you could tell by her huge body lanauage that she was lying and crawlin away for food..!!! then when he reminded her again in camp..!!! she squirmed out of it again…. lol then Ant remind us lol brilliant… there all like prize monkeys lol then when they come out they’ll be like the show was editted to make it look like that..!!! lol whats the odds on Lemur the lemon and scott who??body get no stars lol lol… my lass has got me tapin it, she likes Matt from Busted. although she did say he was a big feartie lol jessie jumpin from the helicopter she’s so charmin for her age PATS lol i wonder where that comes from… must be her father..!!! lol
my littleun an ur girl shud get tgether pml….the nastier the tasks the more he luvs it! he was spoutin on all way to school about scott the gay(my god hes 8 an he knows a gay wen he sees one?!!! :shock: )bein a big jessie cos they was only earthworms and he was a sh/ite dancer anyway. :lol:
my daughter said it certainly wasnt dancin…
i think everyone watchin that show last nite would of been right come on your havin a laff, its only worms n crickets… could see if it was rats. snakes . and spiders…!! but maggots etc..!!! and id would of thought he’d welcome a co ckroaches enter his ar5e lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
my daughter said it certainly wasnt dancin…
i think everyone watchin that show last nite would of been right come on your havin a laff, its only worms n crickets… could see if it was rats. snakes . and spiders…!! but maggots etc..!!! and id would of thought he’d welcome a co ckroaches enter his ar5e lol
he certainly needs a KICK up the jacksy. :-…
It just got interesting PMSL@ Dean Gaffney!!!!
How funny is he blur/heave/wretch!!!!!!!!!
Not sure if that was the right thing to do chucking him straight in like that, but boy, it dont harf make great TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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