the goldfish story

two guys after work stumble into the pub, bit of a rough pub they notice a guy in a suit, they find it a bit strange for him to be wearing a suit, so they quiz each other to what he could be

so anyway, an hour later and a few pints later one of the two guys go to the toilet, and as he enters he notices besides him the man in the suit, so without hesitation he asks the question

“excuse me, i don’t mean to sound rude, but what is it you do for a living?”

The guy says, “not a problem, i’m a life examiner”

looking puzzed he asks again “a life examiner, whats that involve?”

so the man in the suit starts to explain by asking a question

“do you own a goldfish?”

so the man replys, i do have a few fish in a pond in my garden, why?

the man in the suit then jumps in “thats all i need to know, from that i can tell you have a big pond, which means you have a big garden?

“yes replys the man”

and with a big garden, am i right in saying you have a big house

“yes the man replys, i built it myself”

right then, with a big house i am right in saying you have a big family

“yes, i have 3 daughters and a son”

so i am also guessing in this big house you having a loving wife, and the amount of children suggests you have a happy marrige

“yes, we are very close and very much still in love”

so am i right in saying you are satisfied too in the bedroom

“yes, i have no complaints there”

ao in that case, lets say, you have no need to masterbate?

with a smile the man says, no worrys there

The man in the suit then says, you see by just asking you one question, i found out so much about you, even somthing so personal

so the life exmainer walks out of the toilets smug, as the guy heads back to his mate impressed, he decides to ask his mate the same question, trying out the same procedure, thinking he could be a life examimer too

so after a bit of a pause, he asks his mate “have you got a goldfish?”

his mate looks puzzled, “no i hav’nt, why you asking me that”

“no reason, but you’re a wanker”