Poem for Poet *smiles*

Ode to Poet by the Toothy Twins

Whilst Peot woz wockin n wollin through wiccups one day
the toothy twins arrived to stay
Poet couldn’t hide himself quick enuff
and stood there in all his glory, in the buff.

The toothy twins couldn’t help themselves
as Poet peeked round the door at the little elves
As much as they tried to hide there grins
they couldn’t and they knew they’d pay for their sins

They plotted and planned and gave each other a look
aha said Chess, lets get the spell book
we arrived today to be nice to him
not to upset him on a whim.

This was you see a special day
it was their friends annual birthday
they had agreed not to grin
to upset his birthday would be a sin.

They found the spell they had been looking for
a polishing tool for the broomstick,
parked sideways by the door
they cast the spell as best they could
but the broomstick then turned into wood!

They screamed with lafter
and rolled on the floor
but stopped suddenly at the knock at the door
they held their breath because they knew
Poet would be mad
and would probably turn blue.

Poet as usual wocked an wiccupped to the door
and with a crash ended up on the floor
he had twipped up on the broomstick now parked straight
the toothy twins could only wait.

The toothy twins knew they now they were in twouble
and they had to get out, on the double.

Poet got up and answered the door
and the postman handed him a small parcel for sure
The twins giggled they had lost their fear
for poets face furniture was finally here

They both screamed laffin at the sight
but Poet was happy not in the mood for a fight
he looked around, focussed on the twins
and promptly forgave them for all their sins.

They partied long and hard into the night
u should have seen em it was a sight
Poet took his spell book and made things right
and the twins screamed laffin long into the night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POET WE LOVE YA LOADS

FROM THE TOOTHY TWINS AKA CHESS N CAFF x xxxxxx

*smiles*