Bloke On A Train

A smart gent on a train, was desperate for the toilet; his bowels bulging with the urgency for a ‘number two’. However, the lavatory in his otherwise empty compartment, was blocked.
By now frantic, he opened a window and stuck his bum out of the aperture.

Relief attended the opening of his ‘Andi Mcdowells’….so much so….that he squatted blissfully unawares of the train pulling in at a station.

Two old tramps loitered forlornly on the platform, kicking at empty cans and old paper wrappings. It had been a miserable night, with slim pickings….suddenly they saw the train
lumbering into the station.

Pointing towards the open window, the first tramp grabbed the second and shouted ‘Quick..
you slap his face….I’ll take his cigar!’