a man and his dog

a guy is stuck on an ireland with his dog and a sheep

7th night, he can’t sleep, so he gets up, sees the sheep, and gets down,and thinks why not, noboby is watching – not has sex for ages, just about to do it, when the dog gets up and starts barking and scares the sheep off, the man feeling horny and pished off, goes back to his tent to try and sleep in disapointment

this happens the next night, and the night after, the same thing.. and he is starting to get really frustrated

on the 12th night, suddenly he hears a cry for help in the ocean, he see a really attractive woman, so he jumps in and saves her

the woman, so greatfull, really stunning says thankyou so much, will do anything to repay the man for saving her life

thinking his luck is finaly in

he says “anything?”

she repeats, yes anything..

so without much thought, he replys

don’t suppose you can take my dog for a walk?