is revenge really sweet ??

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couldnt he tell :lol: :lol:

when i found out my ex had cheated on me with my best mate i was very pissed off so i cleaned the loo with his toothbrush :lol: :lol:
to think he was cleaning his teeth with it that night :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ve never done anything that vindictive. I believe the saying that says The Best Revenge is Happiness. There is nothing better than running into an ex crush, boyfriend or somebody who never gave you a second look, and looking fabulous. :wink:

OMG….I would never do those things to people :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have never taken revenge on anyone…but I have been tempted :?

Revenge is not sweet, not for me anyway……… if you do seek revenge then will the revenge take away the cause of the thing that wanted you to take revenge in the first place??

anyway nuff said………however light hearted revenge is fantastic!!!!!! pmsl….. on my freinds 50 th birthday i arranged a tarzan o gram…a number of us had gone out for a meal and a drink and halfway through the evening the tarzan o gram turned up…….now you have to know my friend is very very very straight laced……we had managed to get some drinks down her throat lol and as she looked up at this tarzan o gram she screamed out loud………. and what did she scream??? omg thats my son!!!!!!!!!! pmsl the whole restaurant was in uproar …….. very funny ……now having said she is straight laced she must have started plotting her revenge then and there (she is actually 10 years older than me) cos on my 50th birthday she put an advert in the paper announcing my 50th birthday and that all i wanted for my birthday woz gnomes……..grrrrrrrrr (she also put in the paper underneath this ps she hates em!!!!!!) now bare in mind i have worked in the community where i live for the last 25 years so lots of people know me!!!!!!

it started on the morning of my birthday a knock on the door and there stood snow white n the 7 dwarfs wiv a note sayng happy birthday……. i of course laughed took them in and put them in the garden thinking that was the joke ………however, later that day , and for the next month every time i opened the friggin door there was another gnome there…….i have to say some of the ugliest gnome i have ever seen, flasher gnomes the lot ffs !!!!

now in the last 5 years i have to say that a lot of the gnomes are either dead, missing, or kidnapped!! she waited for her revenge………. now all i can say to u lot is revenge is a dish better served cold pml……

hugsssssssssss xxxx hope u all aint lost the will to live but this is one of those ‘drunken’ posts pmsl ………….