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this a spinoff thought from another thread… bare with me folks… it will make sense honest…
rite, my dad told me years ago when I first passed my test and driving about in the car, if you goin down hills etc…. freewheel… as in take it out of gear.. he said yeah saves on fuel…. now actually i don’t know if thats bullshyte or not…
so got me thinkin of what you actually believe what someone tells you…. like
when I was a little girl, my grandpa had half his ear biten off…. now i rem saying Grandpa what happen to your ear…. ? and he told me, that during the war a German bite it off…. now i never questioned him about it, it wasnt til his funeral, i was 21 at time .. all the old stories where coming out and pictures… and there’s one with my grandpa in army uniform… and i said ‘ i hate the Germans, sod bit my grandpa’s ear off… to be amaZed at the laughter in the room… to be told… aye it was a huge German…!! i was gettin angry now… then my gran said…. it was well after the war… he was biten by a german shephard dog as he was playing about with it roughly lol….
i was gobsmacked…!!! the ole sod never told me the true story lol
and then i said… well uncle alex told me that hole in his heid was when the chicken pecked him…. to see the whole room fall on the floor…. turned out that was shyte as welll … the ole git had a mole removed…!!!!
am i gulliable… or just innocent…?? lol
abny of you got funny storiesno :-
lol Sian….. atleast we admit it eh….
i mind when i was at my young daughters…. on a sat they used to go to chapel for 6pm.. so they would drop me at the pub then go… i used to tell the girls that i was goin to see a man aboot a dog…. lol when the oldest turned 15 she said…. auntie MJ… we used to think the nxt wk u’d bring this dog with U lol…
well i have to confess that i have been the source of stories to my kids lol…..
the first one woz to convince my youngest that luthor vandross woz the prime minister of england!!!
the second woz i convinced my eldest that real cheese did actually grow on the cheese plant in my lounge…….. i had her hold a piece of bread under one of the leaves (i have to say she woz there fer ages pmsl) and a distraction gave me a chance to place very carefully a piece of cheese on the bread……..now you have to know she woz bout 4 at the time pmsl but she went an told everyone at nursery that we had this plant that grew cheese pmsl, and some of her peers that went to school with her never did let her forget that one awwwwwwww bless her :lol: :lol:
and they still both quote the reason you have to bash a hole in the egg shell wen you have finished the boiled egg………….you dont know??? its so the witches cant make them into boats an get the fairies fgs ……do you lot know nothing??? pmsl
the other one they quote is what does the tooth fairy do with the teeth they take……..no? well they grind them up into birthday dust of course :roll:
anyway, i am pleased to report that both girls have grown up into reasonably well adjusted adults lol…….both doin very well fer emselves……….but both swearing its the drugs i took in the sixties that make me like i am…………(like i said dont remember meself) and both threatenin to put me in a home as soon as they possibly can pmsl ….great fun tho :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
hugsssssssssssss xxx
My dad used to sleep with one eye open, he told me he done this to watch his money…………….only after years did I realise that he was asleep and couldn’t actually see anything, it was just the way his eye was. All those friggin years gone to waste where I cold have nicked his change :lol:
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