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  • 14 June, 2006 at 7:15 pm #4364

    kevin

    i read without sorrow of the car crash that poets bird PP1 had with another bird
    women shouldn’t be allowed to drive
    a little tale (sorry poet i know your sensitive)

    i was tailgating a bird in the mans lane doing 90
    the tart was only brushing her hair

    i suggest all birds be consigned to the left hand lane only
    they can do all their preening there

    14 June, 2006 at 7:49 pm #225934

    kevin

    very good
    mine was better

    14 June, 2006 at 9:10 pm #225935

    Gyps

    @kevin wrote:

    i read without sorrow of the car crash that poets bird PP1 had with another bird
    women shouldn’t be allowed to drive
    a little tale (sorry poet i know your sensitive)

    i was tailgating a bird in the mans lane doing 90
    the tart was only brushing her hair

    i suggest all birds be consigned to the left hand lane only
    they can do all their preening there

    Why dont you just use your air rifle to rid the world of all birds Kev?

    15 June, 2006 at 12:02 am #225936

    Squeezy

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive? :?

    Being obnoxious for the sake of it loses its impetus Kevin … Stick to things you actually know something about, rather than rely on worn out clich és :wink:

    Note to Ed … Could you please arrange it so that I can use accents without ending up sounding like a total lunatic? I can do that on my own thank you very much… It doesn’t need emphasising! :wink:

    …Did your letter e with the little apostrophe turn out as ‘elephant’ then??

    I’ve done that a few times as well….annoying huh? :?

    15 June, 2006 at 5:21 am #225937

    kevin

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive?

    i didn’t say that i have driven since 83
    it was that ED fellow playing with my words

    15 June, 2006 at 9:48 am #225938

    ForumHostPB

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    @squeezy wrote:

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive? :?

    Being obnoxious for the sake of it loses its impetus Kevin … Stick to things you actually know something about, rather than rely on worn out clich és :wink:

    Note to Ed … Could you please arrange it so that I can use accents without ending up sounding like a total lunatic? I can do that on my own thank you very much… It doesn’t need emphasising! :wink:

    …Did your letter e with the little apostrophe turn out as ‘elephant’ then??

    I’ve done that a few times as well….annoying huh? :?

    Very! :evil:

    It’s all part of our drive to reduce the pervasive influence of the French language. When the French come up with their own word for ”weekend” then we in turn might allow their beastly and unnecessary accents over our decent British letters.

    15 June, 2006 at 9:54 am #225939

    Becky

    @kevin wrote:

    women shouldn’t be allowed to drive

    And you shouldnt be allowed to speak and post but you do you creature! :lol:

    15 June, 2006 at 10:17 am #225940

    Becky

    @Magoo wrote:

    Contradiction in terms.

    Aimed at who? Because i know its not me Geoff as i am far to superior for you to even comment on :lol:

    15 June, 2006 at 12:47 pm #225941

    Gyps

    No one I ever knew or have spoken to
    Resembles you
    This is good or bad, all depending on
    My general mood
    Why do you think I let you get away
    With all the things you say to me?
    Could it be I like you
    It’s so shameful of me, I like you

    15 June, 2006 at 2:00 pm #225942

    Jenny..

    kevin….i just got home from picking my son up from school..

    and i was stuck behind a man..driver on the bloody phone.

    men are just as annoying as women.. :roll: :roll:

    get a life you prat :roll: :roll:

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