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When my kids were growing up i kept a book on the things that made me smile about them….well last christmas i cut all the little written peices of paper in to strips each with its own little comment on about what made me smile about them , put them in a pretty box and gave them to both of my girls…….
however, my youngest (who is a bit of a drama queen bless her heart)..you know wot i mean cuts her finger and her arms hangin off lol) rang me yesterda y to ask me if she could catch pneumonia as someone at work had gone into hospital with it and she had woken up with a cough………….
i told her she could only catch pneumonia if she didnt wear her mac on wednesdays…..fgs!!!! pml
another one fer the make me smile list lol
hugsssss xxx hmmmmm must learn how to put pics on here to liven it up a bit :roll:
my 7 year old is forever picking his nose.
every time you look at him, his finger is stuck in his nose,
he is verrry very clever, and is top boy in his class. he knows this and loves the fact that he is realy brainy.
so one day, me and my hubby told him that if he kept picking his nose, his brain would start to fall out in little bits.he has realy bad asthma, and some times he gets small nose bleeds from it.
one night his nose was bleeding, not much, but it all dried up in his nose.he woke up the next morning and started his day by pickin his nose,
he pulled out the biggest snot i have ever seen in my life, but it was all red from the nose bleed.
he came into my bedroom and started jumping all around the room like a lunatick…jumping on the bed….shouting and screaming all over the place…
..MUMMY MMUMMY LOOK….MY FUCKIN BRAINS ARE FALLING OUT….
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
he then tripped over a shoe, knoced him self out…….and woke up and staterd screaming all over the place again.
it didnt stop there.
me and the hubby decided not to tell him it was just a snot, we taught it might stop him picking his nose,
so off to school he went in a panick….and told his teacher the whole story…
only told her in a different time frame…he told her, he fell and wacked his head, knocked him self out, had a nose bleed, and part of his brain fell out.
it was not a funny when the teacher rang :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
FPMSL…….thats total CLASS!!!!
Can I have some money mum :roll:
Hmm…
Mine on seeing me open another beer said
“Alcohol…. doesn’t solve any problems… just takes away the question” Couldnt hit him for laughing :lol: :lol:
holy f.uckin funny
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lmao………how old is he tiggs
He’s 14 going on 40 :lol: :lol:
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