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Pregnancy Q&A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s
borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.lol….
ohhh my pals due the day… we had the ole…. ohhh i think its startin yet again for the 10th time in 10 days… how tiresume this is bein a birthin partner… and nae wonder if man firked aff in favour of more work lol im wishin i did… lol
lol it gonna be a rite firkin Giraffe with me in the labour suite… although im lookin forward to loads of gas n air… ill prob be aff me trolley… sayin ffs it aint that bad… push ya laZy bi tch lol….
@cymorill wrote:
Pregnancy Q&A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s
borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.Hehe :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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