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~ Irish Limerick ~
A limerick need not be crude,
Offensive, vulgar, nor lewd,
But mostly they’ve got
The same worn-out plot
Where someone or something gets screwed.
Angelwolf
I do hold you high in regard
but must you make it so hard
if I can’t be rude
then I really am screwed
I shall just have to try avant-garde
Since most limericks are naughty I found this one…..Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little reef
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
And Jill said,”Where’s the beef?”Angelwolf
So much for your 1st post :lol:
Jack said meekly, “can’t get it up” :oops:
Jill was so dismayed :shock:
I’ve climbed this bloody hill for you :)
and now I can’t get laid :twisted:There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
In a couple of hours
She was covered in flowers,
And you couldn’t see her arsehole for weeds! :PThis thread has really gone downhill. Fancy mentioning Leeds on here :roll:
There was a young fella from Reading
who for a bruising was heading
He comes on this thread
posting shyte from his head
and expects Beatty Blue to be bedding :twisted:
A psychiatrist and a proctologist from Stutts
Did really show some pure guts.
They put up a sign
At 4th Street and Vine.
That read we treat NUTS and BUTTS!!Angelwolf
I know a few VERY rude limericks – but I can’t post them here.
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