Donkey Dong

In Britain we’ve been hooked on the story of
the 53 million pound heist, but there’s a much
bigger criminal going around Australia,
Donkey Dong, a “well endowed serial flasher
who is terrorising underwear salespeople”,
according to police.

Donkey Dong has been targeting clothing and
sports shops in the Mitchell Centre,
Melbourne. He calls shop assistants into
the fitting rooms to see if his tight
underwear fits. One shop assistant who
got flashed on Valentines Day said, “
“It looks real and it’s so big, it winds
all the way down his leg and I wasn’t sure
what to do so I just went and got him a
bigger pair.” A previous victim said the man
called her in when trying on bicycle shorts.
“It fell out of his pants and he said, `That’s
so embarrassing, it happens all the time’.

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