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When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you Will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
ROFLMFAO you dont half crack me up Lucky
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I aim to please lol :wink:
fffs…surely a thermometer can’t be that painful, they’re tiny little things ..
hating my job today, can u tell? :lol:@robyn wrote:
fffs…surely a thermometer can’t be that painful, they’re tiny little things ..
hating my job today, can u tell? :lol:lol think I shall refrain from commenting.
:lol: :lol:
Hehe – hope they washed it before packing it :shock: :lol:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
hehe…
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you Will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
Sometimes i think i get shafted everyday and it aint by no thermometer :shock:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
hehe…
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you Will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
pmsl :lol: :lol:
well it u havent even used it… u can wrap it back up and show the instructions to the girl at the chemist…. and tell her u would like a refund as u don’t buy second ar5e goods lol
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