Billy No Mates

@jigsy wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@jigsy wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Jigsy
:lol: :lol: :lol: @you :lol: :P :twisted: :evil: :D :o 8) :lol:

Again, is that what this place is based on? assumptions? UGO you are an idiot. Not to mention a brownnosed bootlicker.

awww thnx for the compliment yank :lol: & as for the brown nose please explain , ^ ffs lmfao @ a yank actually spelling assumptions right :!: :!: :!:
:D :D :D :D :D

Now that is really something.

UGO, are you really as stupid to think im a yank? Canadians are not Yanks :roll: we are Canuks. And if that is the best you can come up with I suggest you stop while YOU THINK you are ahead.

canadians are made of steak arnt they #-o & you eat them :roll: :roll: :roll: you all talk the same so you all yanks arnt you :?

US Condom Factory Blows Up

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: “Our largest
condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried. “My people’s
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

“Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you,” replied the Prime Minister.

“I do need your help,” said Clinton. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?”

“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Chretien.

Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Clinton.

“Yes?”

“Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10″ long and 4”
in diameter?” said Clinton.

“No problem,” replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. “I need a favor, you’ve got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America.”

“Consider it done,” said the President of Trojan.

“Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10″ long and 4″ in diameter.”

“Easily done. Anything else?”

“Yeah,” said the Prime Minister, “and print ‘MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE’
on
each one.”

ffs you dozy mare if i were irish then wouldnt i think you was nearer Australia :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oi oi oi less of the handycapped thank you very much not ars ed about the mental bit as its true ya foookin yank

:?: :?: :?: