To all the ladies of JC 8)
10 Reasons why my valentine hasn’t reached you. :roll:
1. The dog chased the mail man away, and he is too scared to go back to your house. :?
2. The dog ate it after the postie put it through your letter box :)
3. The central post office woman opened cos she didn’t get one and wanted to see what she was missing out on.
4. Cyprus hasn’t got a postal service :roll:
5. The post man in Cyprus can’t read English so stuck it in the bin :evil:
6. I haven’t got your address :!:
7. I have got your address but it’s in my phone and i forgot the pin number :idea:
8. You never gave me your address :(
9. Tried phoning you for your address but only got the speaking clock :wink:
10. I couldn’t be assed sending ya one – think it is highly over rated :lol: :twisted:
I know it’s early but what the heck Happy valentines to all the lovely ladies of JC – oh and just so i aint biased all the ugly women of JC aswell :lol: :lol: