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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

    The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

    Why? Do you think they look alike?”

    “No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

    #185419

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

    The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

    Why? Do you think they look alike?”

    “No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

    :D :D :D :D :D :D lmao.

    #185420

    dee

    just wait til the JC police catch you two ladies posting jokes and the wrong thread 8-[ 8-[

    very good btw :lol:

    #185421

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

    The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

    Why? Do you think they look alike?”

    “No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Thanks Mary I needed that! :wink:

    #185422

    lol… ohhhhh we not allowed to post a joke in ere.. ooopppsss

    A drunk orders himself a beer
    A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

    The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

    The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

    A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely–but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

    The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

    A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

    The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

    The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries “Man! How many bars do you work at?”

    #185423

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

    The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

    Why? Do you think they look alike?”

    “No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

    Now THAT was funny :lol: :lol:

    #185424

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #185425

    Oss

    Heard them all before *yawn* :lol: :lol: :lol:

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