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whats the best chat up line you have ever heard?
I don’t use chat up lines – just my natural charms
and btw there is 2 s’s’ in OSS mate :lol:
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn’t matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can’t cross the river (ie…bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say “I don’t know, I just wanted to hold your hand.” :D :D
Thats very good providing you haven’t had the pen shoved up yer nose already for drawing on her hand :shock:
Put on your crash helmet, we’re approaching the headboard :roll: :lol: :roll:
ok try this!!!
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine! :D :D
@paddypower69 wrote:
ok try this!!!
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine! :D :D
Remember my name… you’ll be screaming it later :wink:
How about……
Walk up to a young lady and say
“When i meet someone really beautiful i get butterflies in my stomach”
she might reply “Really”
then ya can come back with a quick witty one liner.
“It’s alright love, it was just wind” :lol:
I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won’t stop loving you until you find that tear drop.
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