You give me piles
you make me wiggle
my heart follows you for air miles
and it loves to make you snigger
your heart is pure rubbish
and you are my manure
for the only one i care
and OMG i love your pubic hair
your leads give my car a jump start
your smile makes me fart
i love you more than you love Mc Donalds
maybe someday we’ll vomit together? (haha)
we name our cakes
we both have our fakes
but i’ll be your ugly one
and we’ll have loads of boring times watching the TV
IT’S TIME TO CRAP YO
CRAP WITH THE EFFING HO’S
THROW YOUR BURGERS IN DA AIR
THROW THEM AT ME LIKE YOU DON’T Er …..
HA HA HEE HEE HO HO
GA GA GOO GOO UH OH
WOO WOO BUM BUM LER LER
WEE WE NER NER NER
(THIS IS A REALLY CRAP LYRIC)
jokes aside you are my heart
please stick with me faithfully as we fart
this is just a peom means nothing
(It sure does now – Ed)