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Rules to live your life by :
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either – just leave me alone.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So, if you’re going to steal your neighbours newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Sex is like air – unimportant unless you aren’t getting any.
No-one is listening until you break wind.
If you you think that no-one cares if your alive or not, try missing a couple of payments on the car.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone £20 and then never see them again, it was worth it.
Don’t worry – it only seems kinky the first time.
:wink:NAH IL DO IT MY WAY
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I particularly like this one:If you lend someone £20 and then never see them again, it was worth it.
:lol:@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
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I particularly like this one:If you lend someone £20 and then never see them again, it was worth it.
:lol:Owen lend us 20 quid
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