Fancy Cosy as your lawyer?

It is now possible.

With the cutting of legal aid and solicitors refusing legal aid-type cases concerning family courts, you can hire unqualified lawyers from DIY Law Shop and McKenzie Friends 4U (not domestic violence cases).

Their moving spirit is said to be a nightclub bouncer called Nigel Baggaley.

He called his noted female solicitor opposite “a f*cking lying slag”, and apparently threatened to headbutt a male barrister opposing him.

The Honourable Mr Baggaley has been banned from acting as a McKenzie Friend. The judge told him that a Court of Law was not the entrance to a nightclub – lol

This development is likely to change the face of courtroom dramas like Judge John Deed – :D :D

Otherwise, the system is going to seize up. Suspects in Liverpool and Leeds must be accompanied by a lawyer when interviewed by the Pig Lane Rozzers (for obvious reasons) and with lawyers refusing the job, suspects will be sent home. Teesside and Leicester solicitors are refuting to join the action. Otherwise, the legal system is likely to be silting up.

Just the job for Cosy.

Be careful, though, Cosy Toes. Mrs Gofradump is still after ya, and court proceedings would be well and truly disrupted if she finds ya