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OH sh ite have you ever said somethink and as soon as you have said it thought oh b0ll0x well i just have had the bigist row with hubs lol he came home from work said his mom had invited us for xmas dinna as i wasnt sure if i wanted it at home this yr with out me mom i said no we will have dinna at home he said if your sure love i said yes babes couldnt eat your moms food if it was last meal on this earth she carnt cook for love nore money i didnt mean no harm it just came out :? his face just droped and said you ungratefull sod lol we ended up have a right go :roll: :roll:
ever opend ya gob and put ya foot staight in it
sunny i only open me gob to change feet. :oops:
@sunny wrote:
:shock: :shock:
OH sh ite have you ever said somethink and as soon as you have said it thought oh b0ll0x well i just have had the bigist row with hubs lol he came home from work said his mom had invited us for xmas dinna as i wasnt sure if i wanted it at home this yr with out me mom i said no we will have dinna at home he said if your sure love i said yes babes couldnt eat your moms food if it was last meal on this earth she carnt cook for love nore money i didnt mean no harm it just came out :? his face just droped and said you ungratefull sod lol we ended up have a right go :roll: :roll:
ever opend ya gob and put ya foot staight in it
thats hilarious
he’ll laugh when he has 5 mins to think about it:- :- chin up tits out sunns [-( [-( ………………..brazen it out ……………… :-k :-k me ma in law carnt cook either ….*shudders @ thort of first xmas din wiv out laws* :-… :-… :-… was last one too :lol: :lol: :lol:
Everyday of my life :oops: :) :)
First time me mum met the first Mrs Slayer, she was describing the colour of some wool, and said its “N*gger brown”, which wouldnt have been quite so bad if the first Mrs Slayer hadnt been black.
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First time me mum met the first Mrs Slayer, she was describing the colour of some wool, and said its “N*gger brown”, which wouldnt have been quite so bad if the first Mrs Slayer hadnt been black.
woopsie lol
when workin for Molly Maid… lmfao ohhh i used to do it big style… best 1 where i got a written warning for lol…
was at a Doctors house cleaning…. didnt realise he was in his office working… i shootin off my huge gob… glad he’s not my doctor, can u imagine him treating u when his hoose is a firkin skip with windeas… only thing is missin is shyte on the floor …. he came out his study and gave us a polite morning……
i was like ohhhhh firk me lol
the majority are clatty gits Mary.. you outta see the doctors residence in work, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. :shock:
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