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does it make a sound?
I know its an old one chicken/egg glass half full /empty etc
but I actually got asked this yesterday down t pub
I replied “all I can think of interdependence between voices of nature and or own cognitive responses”
blank stares all around as oft happens when I speak
I don’t think there is an answer is there?
id ask elsewhere but nobody appears to be speaking to me
its like ive got a Coventry post code tattooed on my head
and I have no idea why :- :-oh hang on,hang on I was just proof reading and had an eureka moment,of course it would make a sound,lets say a rabbit,fox deer badger,beaver wotevs just happened to be strolling about then the animal would surely be startled
now im thinking yes but animals are some ones,,aargh back to the drawing board
confused yet? I am
anyway sorry to bother youse I just wanted somebody to talk to :(I Think the simple answer is……. nobody knows….. i mean, ok sounds travels at whatever ridiculous speed, but if no one hears it, does it exist?
it depends whether the hospital where cosy was having a life and death op on his advanced syphilis a couple of days ago is really a pub
lol skep easy there tiger,nah it wasn’t syphilis,thatd mean ive had sex,i think them days are gone,i mean come on who in their right minds is going to go to bed with me? it was actually for a hernia op ,,no biggy altho I did think im a goner here (sic) anyhow it got cancelled due to the fact it was on st patricks day and I had imbibed a few sherbets on the way,yknow like er bit of dutch courage :D anyhow they weren’t impressed,so its back to the bottom of the waiting list for me or the scrap heap
anyway about this sound :P ?How do you know a tree fell if no one is there then no one can see it fall
bless ya Cosy, First your wedding in April gets cancelled and now your hernia op.
Some people have all the luck where as you have none.
cosy puddy cat, you silly little man.
Reduced to wondering about irrelevant puzzles (have you ever wondered if the light really goes out when you close the fridge door?)
If it’s true that you were thrown out of an op by wasting the valuable time of hospital doctors and staff, then you are even more of a brainless twit than we all thought you were.
So instead of trying to think up stereotypes, try reading the hospital notes instead
,i would know if a tree fell down I often walk our arch in the woods,and I talk to the trees
nolly,im not arsed about the wedding being pulled,ive still got the ring tho if youre interested
your single aren’t you?skep,my heart wasn’t really in it anyway I only did it as a blag to whack my benefits up
im not really ill,its just a bit of a bump that’s all ive had bigger mozzy bites,far better to give it to a ore deserving case,so im proud of myself its like bob a job revisitedhah I bet traps and skep were scouts,and nolly an akela :D
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