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I’m just not sure what.
I’m open to suggestions.. but please be aware that you’ll lose points for input I consider to be predictable (similar to the way QI works – just without the screens, Stephen Fry, questions and the whole concept of correct/incorrect responses).
Bonus points will be awarded for including somewhere in your suggestion, one or more of the following :
Maoam Fruity Chews
A wheelbarrow
Bridget Driscoll
Swarfega (or other semi-solid, green, jelly-like compound)
The life cycle of the Large White Butterfly
1 (or more) pair(s) of Loake Dovedales
3 eggs and a ‘tatie’This list is not exhaustive and I reserve the right to award bonus points as I see fit (i.e. to female contributors).
Prize
A two-week, all expenses paid holiday to Bermuda OR a “Congratulations” from me… the choice is mine :)Now.. where did I put my jacket.. ya knowwww… the white, sleeveless one that fastens at the back…?
@omalleythealleycat wrote:
Now.. where did I put my jacket.. ya knowwww… the white, sleeveless one that fastens at the back…?
you didn’t put it anywhere
but there are a couple of men holding it standing right behind you. :)
and they are being directed by Cosy :shock:
@sceptical guy wrote:
@omalleythealleycat wrote:
Now.. where did I put my jacket.. ya knowwww… the white, sleeveless one that fastens at the back…?
you didn’t put it anywhere
but there are a couple of men holding it standing right behind you. :)
and they are being directed by Cosy :shock:
Phew Scep.. for a second there I thought I had something to worry about! Then it dawned on me – there are two humans behind me -you’ve warned me of their approach – and I’m a cat. This is one race I feel sure I can win :)
Besides which, I was taught by The Great Houdini himself. Admittedly, that was how to tie shoe laces when you have no opposable digits, but there have to be some transferable skills in there somewhere.. there always are if you listen to my HR people.
Mot with Officer Dibble in charge, TC
hey hiyas youse lot,dont be worrying about me,im getting married in april,just going through the pre -nups now
proviso no
im not allowed to go on any chat sites (apart from blue moon) unless shes poking her nose over my shoulder
and vica-versa
im sure you all know who my intended is,but we are keeping it under wraps at the moment.
but hey when the secret is out of the bag, id like to cordially invite each and everyone of you to the reception.@rogue trader wrote:
hey hiyas youse lot,dont be worrying about me,im getting married in april,just going through the pre -nups now
*Stops worrying*
Seriously, congratulations. I wish you and your lady (whoever that may be) all the best.
I have hopes of being Best Man
congrats to Cosy
not long before the pitter-patter of Little Cosys will be heard in JC
@sceptical guy wrote:
I have hopes of being Best Man
congrats to Cosy
not long before the pitter-patter of Little Cosys will be heard in JC
*Shudders.
@omalleythealleycat wrote:
I’m just not sure what.
I’m open to suggestions..
Well may i suggest that you get your sexy arse over to Dublin, we can do the Game Of Thrones Tour – Dublin to Winterfell.
Then head to the nearest pub for a few bevies and of course 3 eggs and a ‘tatie’, afterwards back to a hotel where you can “take me” any which way you can :wink:
Well do i get the holiday – A two-week, all expenses paid holiday to Bermuda [-o<
Well did i win the holiday?? Please say i did as Cosy is getting jealous.
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