THE O"MALLEY THREAD

drugs or just rat arsed

@rogue trader wrote:

yah mal lad,you betted me I couldn’t do a thread about you
yeh?
well whats this then? you owe me a tenner
sorry fellow boardsters,i just want to make it lets ask mal qna
ask him anything you want,but hey mal you have to be honest yeh?
I think I will ask first seeing its my thread
ok mal you once said you were leaving boards/chat for good
pictures were posted etc
yet you came back
the public,the media,the hoi polloi,and these nosy crabs reading this load of pap
what changed your mind?

ps was it a woman?

I think I may need to seek medical advice, because I really don’t remember asking for my own thread, or betting you couldn’t do a thread about me! I only recall asking for my own JC room!

To answer your question, I guess you could say my decision back then was due to a woman – but then again, she was also the reason I was still around in the first place. You see, we were young (ok, middle-aged) and very much in love, but could only communicate through a time-travelling mailbox at my lakehouse… or via JC pm’s.

Ok, the real reason I left was boredom. Any chat gets very ‘samey’ after a while – and particularly so when you’re a cat. Ironically, boredom is also the reason I started chatting in the first place and the reason I came back. I seem to spend half my life watching progress bars on computer screens.. waiting.. waiting.. waiting. So I read the paper. I kill some zombies with my plant army. I take pictures of the contents of my.. erm.. least organised outbuildings, then use them like those ‘hidden object’ PC games. I take out a massive pile of laptop parts with the intention of trying to cobble together a working laptop that I can flog on Ebay as ‘customised’ – then decide I can’t be bothered and go to JC instead. So there ya have it.

By the way.. I particularly enjoyed the “stop being sarcastic Trap” comment, followed closely as it was by “we are waiting for the great one to speak”. I’m proud of ya!

@rogue trader wrote:

mal,ty for your prompt reply,i voraciously read your reply,i ravished it
but one thing stood out prominently in your post(oo er missus)
and that was you play plants v zombies?
so while ive got your attention,which is getting rather difficult these days due to your new found stardom
have you got any tips/cheats to get out of level 5,stage 3
its doing my head in
ta.

Waddya mean ‘level 5 stage 3’? These are real zombies I’m talking about, and a real army of plants – is there a game along those lines too then?

What I do for real is double up on potato mines for the first invaders, and add as many plant pots and sunflowers as I can to mi roof during those early stages. Then double pea shooters, a bit of fire and then drop freezy melon-chuckers behind (replacing sunflowers). That’s as much as I’m prepared to tell ya – any more than that and I’ll want a consultancy fee.