OUTRAGEOUS

i just been reading the word of the day page,well exciting that thread innit?
anyway ive got a few more words,scandalous,shocking ,gutted,gobsmacked etc.
i am referring to
on saturday afternoon my dog went missing,hes never done it before,9reminds me of the old joke well ivve never had the money before}
but we wont go into that right now
so anyways hes somehow got out of the gate i dont think i shut it properly,i did shut it but the wind blew it open,so i was going to the bookies about half one,i was back in ten minutes,didnt think where the dog was,probably inside ,about 3 oclock just fore the footy,i thought id just feed him,called him no dog,went in every room looking for him,no dog
im like ffs where is he,so i goes out searching all the usual haunts no dog.its getting to about 5 p.m now no dog,another exhaustive fruitless search but nope no dog.in desperation i rang the dog wardens just in case and lo and behold hes there,i said well im pleased but why is he there?,well he was picked up roaming the streets and he didnt have a lead on yeh like hes going to have a lead on when hes done a runner,hes hardly going to put a lead on himself is he?
well he had no collar on with his name address etc
i said yeh i know id took it off the night before when i was clipping him and forgot to put it back on
anyway i will come and pick him up
no you wont he said we are shut on a saturday night come tomorrow morning
and make sure you bring 88 quid with you
im like what how much?
its 80 quid fine if they come here and 8 q a day every day there in here
so i said so your charging me for tonight even tho i can pick him up?
he said well i told you we are shut
im saying oh fck off your not a bank,your a kennels,what do you do put yourself on lockdown or summat?

anyway to cut a long story short i went to get him next day,and i asked him where they had found my dog,you lot wont know where i mean but
ithey told me they had seen him outside the bookies(obv looking for me}
then crossed the road[presumably he didnt use the pelican}
so basically theye picked my dog up on the same st where i live as he was waiting for me
BARSTARDS
i know theyve got a job to do but hey :twisted: so the moral of the story is dont let the your dog loose,because councils have zero tolerance,so they take them to kennels and split the money
yours sincerely
stony broke
lancs.