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I feel so inadequate in my dislike of football. I never know when the FA Cup Final takes place, and I’ve only just realised that the World Cup has started.
I’m trying to become a World Cup Bluffer so that I can hold my head up high in the circles of the real men of this world (oh, women, too).
But I need tips.
I’ve tried wandering around holding my free copy of the Sun, while wearing a pair of giant earphones singing Noble England, rather like Eddie Murphy sings Roxanne in 48 Hours in the hope of passing myself off as normal.
I am looking for a dvd of The 1966 World Cup – saying ‘oh glorious days, they must return soon’ is a must for being a World Cup Bluffer.
Talking about Stanley Matthews in a breathless voice is a no-go, I am told, but talking about Bobby Moore, sorry Sir Bobby Moore (puts him up there with greats like Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Jimmy Saville and Sir Paul McCartney) is fine.
I’m sure Eng-a-land will win this time – it’s in Brazil, I think, so if they don’t win it’s the fault of the weather (is this the right thing to say?).
Does anyone have any more tips to help me become
A World CUp Bluffer?
Its Eng-er-land for startes
best way to get in the if you cant beat them join them gang,is just stand in the corner of the room,drink copious amounts of beers,and just shout things like “no way was that offside”
or penalteeeeee
wtf are you fckn blind refjust say stuff randomly nobody will hear you,they are to busy gobbing off themselves
hope this may be of helparmchair sid
nuneaton.@sceptical guy wrote:
Talking about Stanley Matthews in a breathless voice is a no-go, I am told, but talking about Bobby Moore, sorry Sir Bobby Moore (puts him up there with greats like Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Jimmy Saville[/b] and Sir Paul McCartney) is fine.
?was this a mistake or do you think that pig is up there as a “great”??
I thought it was a tongue in cheek comment about being a Sir making you somehow great, with Jimmy Saville being used for ironic effect…but what do I know… * shrugs *
you know a lot, Jen
oh dear :oops:
I just found out that England are out!! first time since 1958 at this stage..nul points, to quote Eurovision Song Contest..
How can I bluff my way through this??
Does this mean that football is no longer our national sport :D :D
seriously!
At local level, it’s supposed to be very good, but that’s only because foreign players are in it, and even then it’s a game for rich foreign (mainly Russian and Ukrainian) plutocrats
Wimbledon next week though :D :D :D
@sceptical guy wrote:
Wimbledon next week though :D :D :D
Yaaaaaa :lol:
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