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    The world’s worst football team is apparently American Samoa, who lost 31-0 to Australia a little while back.

    They have been in the World Cup qualifiers, playing Samoa, Tonga and the Cook Islands. A new and suspenseful documentary, Next Goal Wins, looks at the training and games.

    American Samoa have not only employed the world’s first transvestite player to take part in the World Cup, but have also found and recalled the goalie from the Australian match.

    I’m supporting them.

    #522485

    I’ll support the other no hopers….. England

    #522486

    England has no chance against my team of American Samoa

    #522487

    they are in the world cup 2014? and Ireland is not.

    I call Shenanigans.

    #522488

    American Samoa is heading for glory…

    Gooooooooal!!!!!!

    #522489

    for those people on the board who are really interested in the bootiful game

    American Samoa have advanced to #186 in the League tables. They are no longer the world’s worst team.

    But they didn’t qualify for the World Cup.

    I am gutted

    #522490

    im not really a footy fan scep lol
    i just support whoever wins the league or the league cup
    found your samoa thread quite amusing
    im just wondering if you read it from the same book that i got from the library

    theres a chapter in it,i think it was some malaysian team that all the players began with t
    apparently theres a country somewhere that all the words are the same letters
    bit like alaska,eskimos that have 50 words for snow

    #522491

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    kkkkkkkkkkkk

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    #522492

    yeh i know what your saying mate

    #522493

    @rogue trader wrote:

    yeh i know what your saying mate

    Why, cosy, I didn’t realise you were so fluent in the South-West pacific languages..

    In fact, what I was saying could be translated in different ways.

    In Samoan, it means, Get inside the igloo, it’s snowing..

    But in American Samoan it means GOOOOALL!!!. There are so many ks because this was the signal to American Samoans of the historic score in the match with Australia.

    Of course, there is the Tonganese translation, which means I’m Jake the Peg diddle diddle diddle dum – though when the news of the real meaning of this once-popular song by an Australian artist gets through to Tonga, they will be very embarrassed.

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