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  • #19990

    hi,some of you may know,some may not,im a big footy fan who supports the best team in the world
    some of you may also know,i sometimes use another chat site
    i wont tell you what its called,but i can give you a clue
    ive coined it over the road
    but the problem is over there,they know shytes about football
    so i was er wondering like,if i could have my own footy sticky on the boards
    summat like cosys soccer chat
    yours sincerely martin and ld
    jim rosenthal,wycombe.

    #521480

    Why are there no salt and pepper pots playing when the offside rule occurs? :-k

    #521481

    i have no idea kents
    see this is what happens,when you let girlies talk footy
    sighs

    #521482

    right cosy chucklechops lets get summat straight here…….if the girlies aren’t invited you don’t get the thread

    capiche? 8)

    #521483

    I always enjoy watching women’s football…

    but I can’t make head or tails of the rules of the game..

    I used tow ant to ban football, but now I feel it’s a good way of allowing men to come to terms with their own homosexual feelings..a real expression of gay lib, so I’m all for it, even though I won’t watch it..

    unless women are playing

    #521484

    women playing football is an oxymoron surely

    #521485

    I think football will be replaced in popularity by tiddlywinks in a few years time. Mmmmmmm. Imagine the roar of the crowd as a player uses his squidger in a most skilfull way to manipulate his wink into the bottom of the pot and score a penhaligon. And I can already hear the fans cheering on their favourite winkers and giving lots of abuse to the other team.

    #521486

    @trapper wrote:

    women playing football is an oxymoron surely

    more exciting than any sort of moron really

    #521487

    @martin43 wrote:

    I think football will be replaced in popularity by tiddlywinks in a few years time. Mmmmmmm. Imagine the roar of the crowd as a player uses his squidger in a most skilfull way to manipulate his wink into the bottom of the pot and score a penhaligon. And I can already hear the fans cheering on their favourite winkers and giving lots of abuse to the other team.

    a lot to be said for that, but the gay element in football just can’t be replaced so easily..

    it’s interesting that when one player kicks a piece of leather into a net, he goes into orgasmic delight and lies on the floor, while other players crowd round as his comrade lies on top of him and they simulate humping, with cheers from the massed crow of “go on! go on!’

    #521488

    nods and grins

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