WELL THATS THAT THEN

its all over,no more festivities,no more mistletoe,no more mulled wine,no more xmas cards
no false “all the bests”
no more pine needles messing up the carpet
no more long lost relatives snoring on your sofa,safe to turn the radio back on without the fear of hearing noddy holder shout
ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS
so what next,what can we do?,we have been tricked,conned,jostled in crowds,bullied by the lord a,k,a commercialism
i know lets try the auld tried and trusted fallback
“made any new year resolutions”?
aunt says “yeh im giving up smoking,im not really giving up just cutting down from 60 to 40 a day
uncle jack,”im giving up the booze me,well apart from darts night and pool night,oh and that quiz they have on wednesdays,and erm well its traditional to go out on friday with the lads innit
and oh yeh but its the weekend,so i take the mrs out down to the working mens club.

im sounding like a grinch here,scep will be proud of me lol
so seriously has anybody made a new year ressy
if so what?
2,b,will you stick to it