No one knows when his birthday is, least of all him the sallow-faced fu/ckwit.
Tins is too cool for school xx
And so he never went to school, which is completely no suprise to anyone who knows him.
If it really really is his birthday there should be gravy boats of custard all round, and bunting . . . . yeah lashings of devilish bunting . . . . sponsored by Birds, with maybe a sprinkling of icing sugar for effect. Lets face it, he’s done all the better known drugs.
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