Good old Sean

Sean Connery was interviewd by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
>>
>> despite
>> being 72 years of age,
>> he could still have sex 3 times a night.
>>
>> Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
>> Cilla said, “Sean, if I’m not bein too forward, I’d luv to ‘ave sex
>> with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could ‘ave a lorra fun.
>>
>> So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went
>>
>> off to
>> bed and had an hour of mad
>> passionate sex together.
>>
>> Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me shleep for
>> half an hour, and we can have better shex”.
>>
>> “But while I’m shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma
>> wullie in your right hand”. Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says
>> “Okay”.
>>
>> He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
>> than before. Then Sean says, “Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you
>> let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You’ll
have
>
>> to…….
>> “I know Sean. Yer want me to ‘old onto yer bat ‘n balls again. No
>> problem hun”.
>>
>> Cilla
>> complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind blowing.
>>
>> Once it’s all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
>> Cilla asks “Sean, tell me, dis ‘oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
>> willie in de other – does it really stimulate yer dat much?”
>>
>>
>> Sean replies, “No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with
a
>
>> scouser , the bitch stole ma wallet !”.